Wow. You're one lucky cat owner to have a kitty who doesn't respond to baths by trying to shred off your arms.
She is also convinced that everyone who walks in the door is her new best friend. She's weird for a cat.
Well it's better the cat be all affection crazythan assume you a MAD traitor here to destroy it's layers of filth and grime.
Sounds like a good cat though! Is a buddy. Hahaha